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31 January 2007 @ 05:23 pm
Colbert Scripted  
I TAPE EVERY EPISODE OF TCR NOW, AND I JUST LOVED THE COLBERT/O'REILLY BIT; SO I REWATCHED AND TYPED ALONG.


COLBERT REPORT: 29 JANUARY 2007

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CLIP FROM MY APPEARANCE ON [BILL O’REILLY’S] SHOW.

THE O’REILLY FACTOR: 18 JANUARY 2007

BILL: [TO STEPHEN] I’M GIVING YOU THE LAST WORD. WHAT IS THE LAST WORD?

STEPHEN: I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR NOT ASKING ME ABOUT THAT THING THAT WE PRE-AGREED YOU WOULDN’T ASK ME ABOUT.

BILL: THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY I AM, A SENSITIVE, KIND GUY.


I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING, BUT IN TUESDAY NIGHT’S BODY LANGUAGE SEGMENT, BILL SPILLED THE BEANS ABOUT OUR SECRET.

THE O’REILLY FACTOR: 23 JANUARY 2007

BILL: COLBERT JUST BLEW ME RIGHT AWAY.


(MUCH LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

RIGHT AWAY? THAT IS A BLATANT MISCHARACTERIZATION OF THE EVENING. I DID NOT DO IT RIGHT AWAY, BILL. WE TALKED. WE WENT TO DINNER. I THOUGHT WE MAKE A CONNECTION. THE WHOLE THING FELT VERY ORGANIC. WELL, NOW I FEEL LIKE A FOOL.

[MORE UNSEXUAL TALK ABOUT O’REILLY]

SO PUNDITS BEWARE: WHAT HAPPENS ON THE FACTOR DOESN’T STAY ON THE FACTOR. SHAME ON YOU, BILL.

[CAMERA CHANGE]

MOVING ON. NATION, I HAVE SOME EVEN MORE DIFFICULT NEWS TO SHARE, NEWS THAT JUST BLEW ME RIGHT AWAY.

[LOOKS AWAY FROM CAMERA]
OHHHH... I SEE WHAT HE MEANS NOW. OH MY, I HAVE MISJUDGED HIM.

[LOOKS BACK AT CAMERA]
... AND PERHAPS SAID TOO MUCH.
 
 
 
oh my god, hannity's a bottom: The whole thing felt very organic!falsifiability on February 1st, 2007 01:01 am (UTC)
OH HAY SUP ICON

AT THIS RATE, STEPHEN'S JUST GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE SO HE CAN KEEP INCREASING THE GAY ON THE SHOW.

I VOTE JON.
deepsea_dreamer: even stevphensdeepsea_dreamer on February 15th, 2007 08:02 am (UTC)
I SECOND THAT
guitar_mistress: Chuck's Gunguitar_mistress on February 17th, 2007 03:18 am (UTC)
i have noticed an increasing amount of gayness on the show. perhaps this will lead up to another Tad episode. :P
wow, totally67 on April 2nd, 2007 01:12 am (UTC)
LOWERCASE LOWERCASE
kitelingkiteling on April 24th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
I FOCKIN' SECOND THAT
sexy can iexpandyourvocab on August 26th, 2007 02:49 am (UTC)
haha oh! that's so funny