HEY GUYZ I'M NEW HERE AND GUESS WHAT: I LOVE COLBERT AND I LOVE CAPSLOCK SO IT'S LIKE WHOA AMAZING.

ANYWAY THAT'S ALL EXCEPT FOR THIS PEOPLE MAGAZINE DELISH THAT YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY SEEN BUT I DON'T CARE



WHY CAN'T I JUST BE HIS HAND FOR A DAY?